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Grading the Newest Sex Scandal Teacher

Michelle StricklandCharged: Stratford High School band teacher Michelle Strickland, 23, has been accused of having sex with her 18-year-old student

TexasA Texas band teacher has been accused of having sex with one of her students in a storage room at their school. Michelle Strickland, 23, has been charged with having an improper relationship with the 18-year-old student. According to a police investigation, the assistant band director and the teen would disappear into a room in the band hall of Houston’s Stratford High School where they would have oral sex. They also had sex at the student’s home over the spring break and sent each other explicit text messages… Police began investigating the improper relationship in April after receiving an anonymous tip off, according to KTRK TV in Houston. The principal told investigators he reviewed the student’s phone communication between the teen and the teacher that suggested an ongoing sexual relationship.

Just as I thought.  Long before “American Pie” I always figured the school band was a hotbed of raging hormones.  All that blowing wind instruments and strumming string instruments just has to do something to a bunch of teenagers’ libidos.  Not to mention being exposed to all that sensual music, from the first day you learn “Hot Cross Buns” on the recorder to the Sousa marches in Middle School to the “Empire Strikes Back” theme at the high school football games.  And given the fact they’re mostly social pariahs, they’ve all got to find mates among their own kind.  I can only imagine a cutie like Miss Strickland comes along in a band geek’s life maybe once in a generation.  It’s just a shame somebody had to rat them out and end a beautiful Band Sex Scandal Teacher career as soon as it began.

The Grades:
Looks:
I know it’s obvious to the point of not terribly creative, but I can’t get  Alyson Hannigan out of my mind. It’s too perfect. Grade: B+
Moral Compass/Bad Judgment:
BJs in the band storage room? Check. School vacation week boning at the kid’s house while his parents are probably working?  Yup.  Dirty texts?  Roger that.  Still pretty tame by Texas standards.  But a Texas C+ counts in my book as a solid Grade: A.
Intangibles:
“Anonymous tip”?  They might as well have said “Jealous kettle drummer” or “devious virgin triangle player.” Everyone knows those Percussion Section dorks can’t get laid and hate anyone that does.  Chicks dig the Brass guys. Grade: B.
Overall:
B+. OK, I tried not to say it but I can’t end this without it or someone will accuse me of dropping the ball. “One time, at Band Camp…” 
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