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Real Estate Millionaire And Avid Cross Dresser Arrested For Pissing All Over A Bunch Of Candy At A Drug Store

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Daily Mail- A millionaire real estate heir who escaped the public eye for years by crossdressing before he was accused of killing his neighbor has been arrested again for urinating in a CVS, police said. Robert Durst, who was acquitted of murder in 2003 after claiming self defense, has been arrested for allegedly urinating over $100 worth of candy at the register in a Houston drugstore on Sunday. He took the bizarre step after getting in an altercation with staff, sources told KTRK, and he was charged with a Class B misdemeanor.

So it sounds like this guy has had a pretty full life.  Murdered somebody, chopped them into pieces and then got away with it by claiming self defense.  He likes to cross dress.  Normal stuff.  And now he’s been arrested for urinating on a whole bunch of candy at a drug store.  Listen, everybody wants to be rich.  That’s just a fact.  Having money is better than not having money.  Life is so much easier for rich people.  Especially if you’re like this guy and you don’t have to work for it.  You inherit a bunch of money and you’re set forever.  Sounds like the dream, right?  But then a story like this comes along and being rich doesn’t sound as great.  I feel like when you’re rich you slowly lose your mind.  You have enough money to do whatever you want so you do all of those things because you’re rich and you can.  But then you get bored.  You’ve done it all.  You don’t have human to human interaction because everybody else has to work for a living while you do nothing.  So you start doing crazy things.  And those crazy things lead to crazier things.  Then one day, whoops, you’re a cross dresser standing in the middle of a CVS pissing all over a bunch of Butterfingers and Heath bars because you have nothing else to do.  I’m not saying I don’t want to be rich, because I totally do, but being a normal person who has a normal job and normal friends, who goes to bars and who doesn’t whip his dick out at a CVS and urinate on chocolate bars isn’t the worst thing in the world.  I think we’re all doing okay.