Bieber Needs To Get Out Of My Face Trying To Convince Me He's Repping 40 Pound Curls

Reeeeeelax hardo. No chance if Biebs repping 40 pound curls in the gym. No shot at all. I’m not in any camp when it comes to Barstool’s Team Bieber debate. I used to like his music, I’m not wild about his personality, but I’d act exactly the same way if I were him. So I’ve got my ass firmly planted on the fence. But having said that, get the fuck out with 40 pound curls dude. No one with a brain believes that. You weigh 150 and that bicep is the size of a grown man’s wrist. You’re the skinny kid from every middle school who thought he had a six pack but everyone was like “Nah dude, those are your ribs.” You ain’t big son.

And as a note to any guy who thinks about gym selfies: don’t do it unless you’re The Rock and look like this. Otherwise you’re just a douchebag instead of an awe-inspiring photo.