Local Meteorologist Comforts Broken Woman In The Most Preposterous News Video I Have Ever Seen

I did the math. This is indeed a real video. Story goes she actually owned an ABC13 umbrella that was lost in her house fire. And apparently the news station heard the story and thought it would hit home to help her back on her feet with yet another ABC13 umbrella. Only this time it would be autographed and hand delivered by the local meteorologist amidst widespread tv coverage. A real Avengers Assemble moment if you ask me. 

Good luck to the family that lost all their shit. Real proud you guys didn't


shove that umbrella.

(dramatic pause)

where the sun doesn't shine.


barstool carl reporting live

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