The Ivory Coast Statue Guy Has To Sneaky Hate Being Statue Guy Right

So I’d say statue guy is probably the most famous world cup fan. But along with fame and fortune comes a price tag. I mean there is just no way statue guy likes being a statue during the entire game right? Like he probably did it once and everybody told him how cool it was and next thing you know statue guy was born. Now he has no choice but to sit there being a statue for 2 hours while everybody else parties. It has to suck. THe only thing I can compare it to is how I can’t wear jeans anymore. There have been a couple days where I’ve flat run out of pants and nothing matches and I just want to put on a pair of jeans and be over with it, but I can’t. I made my bed now I have to sleep in it. Same with statue guy I imagine.