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MLB Teams Went On A Taylor Swift Quote Spree Last Night

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I bet people are probably going to think I love this and awww it’s so cute. Guess what? WRONG! I’m insulted and disgusted. These jabronis fucking butchered the song. Have some goddamn respect, MLB. You wanna sing Taylor? Sing it properly. Know the words. Sing them in the correct order. You don’t get to just list lyrics all willy nilly however you think they’d suit your team the best. Didn’t even make it four fucking tweets before completely abandoning any semblance of order. Just said whatever you wanted and thought you were so clever. I mean what about Pittsburgh? THAT’S THE WRONG SONG, MORONS! “22” is a fantastic song in it’s own right, but it is not “Love Story.” Completely different albums. And don’t even get me started on Cleveland, doing their best to ruin fun as only Cleveland can do. That’s the Goo Goo Dolls, Indians social media team. That’s the fucking Goo Goo Dolls you sang while everyone else was singing Taylor Swift. Just a complete disgrace from everyone. I demand all these interns are fired immediately.