Announcing My Starting Five For The Miss USA Pageant

So the Miss USA Pageant is on Sunday (no I’m not sure which one, feel like there are a million of these) and I just got a look at some of the pictures. Didn’t want to get left out in the cold when odds are released so figured I’d get ahead of the game and release my starting five. So without further ado…

Carlyn from Iowa - Iowa coming in HOT. Has anyone had a rise to fame in the last year quite like Iowa? Barstool city, smoke Miss USA contestant, think Trent has even been tweeting that he’s working on internet over there. Big, big year for Iowa.

Caroline from Massachusetts – How are we not married?

Nia from Nevada – I’m a sucker for alliteration.

Haley from Minnesota – “Whoa, a redhead?” No. WHOA, a redhead!

Elenna from Colorado - Can’t say no to a girl with a guitar. Especially a Colorado girl. We’d prob just get super high and I’d let her serenade me with some Phish.

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