How Fast Can YOU Run The 40 Yard Dash? (Also You Have To Do It Inside Your Office Hallway)
Over the past decade, running the 40 past your prime has become somewhat of a rite of passage here at Barstool SPORTS. Of course 40 yards of actual completion isn't really that important but leaving it ALL out there is still very much the goal for whoever does the dash...
Whether at an old middle school field in 2011 like our #FearlessLeader Dave Portnoy, sprinting down your neighborhood street last week like NFL Draft Expert Steven Cheah, or running in a suit like NFL Network host Rich Eisen, and that alleged piece of shit commissioner of the NFL Roger Goodell who quite frankly should be thrown in prison for his crimes against honest truthtellers like Dave Portnoy
...It's clear that out-of-shape humans running the 40 in unconventional settings GETS THE PEOPLE GOING! Which brings us to today and Mr. Cheah going through a few unofficial heats in HQ3. Spoiler alert, he left A LOT to be desired with his form and primary launch point.
But thankfully we do have a Football Guy/former professional athlete in the building to help with situations just like this aka G-R-I-T 101
Who knows what inner powers will be unlocked on Wednesday after that free lesson from Mr. 35. Especially since last time our guy Steven Cheah attempted an athletic feat he let an entire charity organization down in a very big way...
Thankfully this 40 tomorrow isn't for a charity, in fact there's absolutely 0 reason behind it at all. Just guys being dudes, who are hopefully running fast. And if not, Cheah already has the excuses ready in his back pocket aka the MOST necessary rite of passage possible here. Kudos bars all around!
Vote/comment below with your Wednesday predictions/personal office 40 time, I love you. And as a bonus for reading this far, I decree a free tshirt to the 1st person who comments they run a 6.69
PS: How have we as Barstool "SPORTS" not yet hired Terry Tate, Office LB, permanently? Is it copyrights? Cause Larry Late slamming people strolling in at 10:05 am would be A+ content...