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ABC's 'The Bachelor' Just Put Out A Casting Call For Our Grumpiest Men & Goldenest Girls (Old People!)

Yes, Mr. Christmas - It's true! 

And that purpose is going to be sweet, sweet entertainment in the form of hit show The Bachelor

According to Robert Mills, a top exec at ABC, they're seeking your grumpiest & goldenest...

A reality show featuring the Goldenest Girls X Grumpiest Old Men falling in love with dating and drama and Metamucil and wine and possible intimacy sans teeth = ... The hot collab I never knew I was waiting for, but can now barely contain myself thinking about...

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As another bonus, if we learned anything from Cher's matchmaking endeavors in the movie Clueless, we should know that helping older people fall in love makes life happier & easier for everyone. Less homework, no detention, chill vibes!

So head to ABC Casting & get your mom, dad, grandma, grandpa, aunt, uncle, wacky older neighbor, professor, whoever on the journey to everlasting love (or extremely public embarrassment but still totally worth it!).