Karl Malone Shaves His Head With A Pocket Knife And Hunts Lions

I wouldn’t want me hunting me

I shave my head with a pocket knife

If they found Bin Laden they can find Karl Malone

One of the better radio segments Ive ever seen in my life this morning when The Mailman and Oaktree took over the Boomer and Carton studios. Basically turned the studio into an old black barbershop for a half hour. They said virtually whatever they wanted. Cursing up a storm, talking shit. I thought at one point a Dominos game was about to break out. Charles Oakley pretty much broke my heart talking about how the Knicks franchise disrespects him. He flat out said Dolan refuses to look him in the eye, Such a little fucking Ewok PRICK. But the real story was Karl Malone just being Karl Malone. Shaving his head with knives and talking about hunting himself in the wild. More or less Karl was meant to be a bayou creature but he just happened to be able to run the pick and roll really well. The guy is absolutely remarkable. Just a huntin, fishin, wrasslin bad ass who made a pitstop along the way to be one of the most prolific power forwards of all time. I mean the thought of him choosing a pocket knife to shave his head when the world has made like a zillion advances in the shaving department just makes zero sense. Work in some comparisons to Osama Bin Laden and you’ve got yourself one hell of a radio spot.

If you’ve got some time and youre an old school NBA guy, I highly suggest checking out BoomerAndCarton.com for the full audio. Great listen.