I Hate The Fact That I Respect How Bron Bron Doesn't Use 1 Dollar Bills Because they Are Beneath Him

So there was an article in the New Yorker about this bro Idan Ravin who is a personal trainer to a ton of NBA players. He calls himself the Hoop Whisperer or some shit like that. Honestly I don’t give a fuck about him, but Bron Bron is one of his clients and there is a story about how Bron Bron refuses to use 1 dollar bills in the article.

From the New Yorker – Ravin was spending much of April working with Skylar Diggins, one of the best young players in the W.N.B.A. “It’s important to have somewhere private to take them,” he said one morning, standing outside the private Manhattan gym where he holds his workouts. “No cameras, no fans. It makes them vulnerable.” After Diggins arrived, Ravin bought a Gatorade from a vending machine and left a quarter in the change slot—a practice that, he says, he got from LeBron James, who deems one-dollar bills too small to bother with.

Fuck me. This is the first thing I’ve ever heard Lebron do that I love. Such a power move I can’t even stand it. I guess this means I can’t use 1 dollar bills now either. Just gonna have to have Hank follow me around and collect them all and trade them in for a fives at the bank. Didn’t think I’d just throw them away did you? No chance. Just don’t want to be seen using em anymore. If Bron Bron’s not using 1 dollar bills neither am I. Not gonna let his sorry ass one up me. Nice try though dude.