Let's Not Forget How Hot Jessica Alba Looked At The ESPYs Last Night

So all the ESPY talk today is about Chrissy Teigen’s tantric dances and Stuart Scott’s UNBELIEVABLE speech and rightfully so.  Chrissy looked hot as shit and made a huge leap in everybody’s power rankings if she wasn’t already there.  I mean those tits just out there in the open getting some air?  Come on.  And Scott’s speech was one of the best things I will ever see.  But I’ll be damned if Jessica Alba gets lost in the shuffle.  Alba takes a backseat to no one.  She looked super sexy last night.  Is it just me or does it seem like Jessica disappears for long stretches and then just appears in places you wouldn’t expect?  Like last night I wouldn’t have thought I was going to see Jessica Alba, but there she was.  Maybe that’s by design.  If so, it works.  Catch people by surprise and they’re just happy to see you.  I was happy to see her and so was my boner.

Oh, and I think I’m in love with Iggy Azalea?  Mostly because she looks like she’s into some crazy shit in the bedroom and that ass is the real deal.

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