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All-Time Trade Cock Tease By Darren Dreger Today With The Chicago-Sorokin False Report

Read the first tweet and legit pulled off the road on my way to the Barstool Pond Hockey tournament in rural New Hampshire. Of all the rumors floating around the internet right now NONE of them got me as excited about acquiring the rights to the world's best goalie not currently playing in the NHL. The Blackhawks haven't been able to develop a young goalie they drafted since they took Crawford in 2003. That is 17 fucking years. The Hawks turning a UFA goalie in Lehner into the goalie of the future to have it all be for not...HUGE cock tease. I like Dreger. He is one of the only guys in hockey media that I trust. He basically just played the psyche game with an entire fan base who needs something to get excited about in the future. Personally, I find a goalie who finished last season with a 1.16 GAA and a .940sv% as a 23 year-old very exciting. I always hear about people suing for emotional stress. Well, I feel like we should get damages from Dreger after this. I mean, we should've known that Stan wouldn't be able to pull this off, but Dreger still owes us something. We were about to have this

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