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Shanahan Fires Back at Piece of Shit Albert Haynesworth


Earlier this week, the worst free agent signing in NFL history had some words for Shanny with regards to RG3, saying

PFT - Haynesworth said the real problem in Washington was that he played with a dysfunctional franchise. And Haynesworth believes that just as he clashed with Shanahan, and just as Donovan McNabb couldn’t make it work with Shanahan, some day Griffin will also learn that Shanahan isn’t a coach that players can trust. “I mean, it’s like, you can’t win with that team,” Haynesworth said, via Dan Steinberg of the Washington Post. “And you think it was just me? I mean, look how he did Donovan. See what’s going on with RGIII. I met RGIII. He seemed like an extremely nice guy that’s willing to work. Now he’s gonna learn – I mean, I hate to say he’s gonna learn — about Shanahan, how he’s conniving and everything like that, where he’s not gonna help him out, it’s all about him.” “They’re gonna run RGIII into the ground,” Haynesworth said. “They almost really hampered his career last year with the knee injury, putting him back in there.

Albert Haynesworth is a huge piece of shit. A terrible human being, all the way down to his core. He stomped on people on the football field, and was even worse off the field, paralyzing a guy after speeding in his car and crashing into the guy. So I don’t give an single iota of fucks what he has to say about the current Redskins team. He came in, signed a big fat contract, and then quit on the team. I don’t blame him for signing the contract, but I blame him for having zero work ethic and being a diabolical waste of human life. He stole money from the Redskins. He signed a contract saying he’d play football, and did this instead:

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He fell asleep on the fucking field in the middle of the game. Wanna talk about mail time? Haynesworth invented, redefined it, and revolutionized it. So I care about his opinion on the current team as much as he cares about his saturated fat intake.

Haynesworth called signing with Washington “the worst mistake in my life” and said he would have rather become a Hall of Fame player who made slightly less money than the “free agent bust” he’s generally viewed as.

Bull fucking shit. It’s what he wanted all along. He got paid and gave up. He probably could have been considered a great player, but he stopped trying. While I hate that he has a zillion dollars, I can at least take solace in the fact he will always be viewed as the biggest free agent bust of all time, a dishonorable scumbag, and a classless human being.