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Andy Murray's Smoke Wife Cursing Up A Storm In The Stands At His Match

Telegraph - Kim Sears has been called a ‘pottymouth’ after being caught on camera watching fiancee Andy Murray at the Australian Open, as lipreaders guess what she was really saying. Ms Sears, who has supported Murray in matches all around the world, appeared to be deeply invested in the match as she muttered her encouragement. Amused viewers, who called her a ‘pottymouth’, speculated about what she was saying, with guesses ranging from ‘some grown-up langauge’ to a ‘filthy tirade’. The most popular suggestion so far is something approximate to: “F—— have it, you Czech f—– f—.”

What a woman. Dropping all sorts of nonsensical F bombs ready to go to war for her husband. Can only imagine the shit that comes out of her mouth in bed. I bet whore’s and slut’s and fuck me’s are flying left and right. “Fucking fuck me!” Nothing better than a “fucking fuck.” Just trying to cram as many fuck’s into the convo as possible.

Anyway if I could do it all over again I’d be a professional tennis player. Wish my parents put a tennis racket in my hand when I was like a week old and made me play every single second of every single day. Tennis WAGs are SMOKEBOMBS. Undoubtedly the hottest in the sports world. Kim Sears looks like she could be the fucking Royal Princess:

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Of course you got Brooklyn Decker:

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How about this chick Ester Satorov who dates Tomas Berdych

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And all these chicks:

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All tennis WAGs. They’re all like the hottest girls Ive ever seen. Just unbelievable, man. Hot bitches love tennis.