Texas Elementary School In Trouble For Making Kids Pull Down Their Pants For A "Poop Inspection"

GUSTINE, Texas — A group of students at an elementary school in Texas were apparently asked to lower their pants for a poop inspection on Monday. School educators told two dozen students they were regularly finding feces on the gym floor. The students were then separated into groups of boys and girls and ordered to “pull down their pants” so administrators could “check if they could find anything.” Maria Medina, whose 11-year-old daughter was searched, said her daughter’s privacy was violated. She told WFAA the teachers involved should be fired. Gustine Independent School District Superintendent Ken Baugh acknowledged that making kids drop their pants goes too far. However, he said the students were only asked to lower their pants a little. “That’s not appropriate, and we do not condone that. So you would take disciplinary action,” Baugh told WFAA. Baugh said the invesitgation should be wrapped up this week. Angry parents are planning to speak at a school board meeting on Thursday night.

Hey kids you dont wanna get surprise poop inspections at school? Maybe you should stop shitting on the gymnasium floor! Just a fucking thought! You know who doesnt get their assholes inspected during school? Children who dont shit on the floor.

We often complain that school doesnt actually prepare kids for the real world. In math class you learn the pythagorean formula and in science class you make a battery out of a potato and in english class you learn cursive. None of those are practical lessons for life. What we need to be teach these kids is how not to shit on floors. Thats a practical lesson that you’re gonna carry with you for the rest of your life. Learn how to poop right, kids. Poop goes in the toilet, not the floor. When every 12 year old graduating to Middle School has mastered the practice of proper pooping, thats when you can call yourself a successful school. A Blue Ribbon School, perhaps. And when you have some rogue shitters who cant hold it in or who poop on the floor as some sort of prank, its time to discipline those children. My logic is, if you dont have a poopy asshole, what do you have to hide? If you’re innocent just bend over and spread your cheeks. Let the pooping culprits get caught. Because if we have this “no poop inspection” rule across the entire school, well then we’re just coddling these children and raising an entire class of children to be floor shitters.

Lets focus on the basics of molding young men and women. Not pooping on floors. Then we can worry about the rest. Lets not put the cart before the horse.

Shout out to Above the Clouds for the link