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Female Cop In Hot Water For Sending Colleagues Pics Of Herself Masturbating

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Mirror – A female police officer has been suspended amid claims she let a male colleague take X-rated photographs as she pleasured herself in uniform at her station. The alleged incident came to light when the images were leaked to fellow officers and shared on social media, leading to them going viral in Puerto Rico. Senior officers on the Caribbean island quickly identified the officer in the snaps as Cynthia Marrero Pomales, 29, who is based in the town of Carolina.  One picture also shows her with a US flag draped over her body. The officer was immediately suspended over allegations she had offended the honour of the police force and damaged its reputation in public. According to reports in Puerto Rico, she has been interviewed and given a statement, although no details have been provided to local media. It is thought that Officer Pomales uploaded the images herself. However, it is understood that she had not intended for them to be seen outside of a small, private circle of friends.  Superintendent Jose Luis Caldero Lopez has confirmed the authenticity of the photos and that Officer Pomales has been suspended. It is not the first time a sex scandal has disgraced police in Puerto Rico. In 2014, two officers were sacked over pictures showing them engaging in a sex act inside the Presidential palace.

First thing’s first, I wish they kept the face pixelated. Because the first couple pics were blurry enough that I was like “Aye mami! Little Chiquita Banana Puerto Rican Minx!” Then you get a picture of her for real:

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And you realize its some busted woman with Portnoy’s nose finger blasting herself. Real mood killer.

Anyway I dont think I want female cops masturbating and sexting. I know its weird – I usually always want chicks fingering themselves and sending pictures of it. And I know cops deserve to have a normal life like everyone else. But I just dont think a chick getting duped into sending nudes is law enforcement material. We’ve all been down that road before trying to get a chick to send nudes. Its a little cat and mouse game. You’re more or less trying to trick her. You’re lying to her. Promising the pics are safe. Promising you’ll send something back in return. Trying to butter her up to the point that she finally goes against her better judgment and sends you a picture of her pussy. Does that sound like someone you want protecting you when your life is on the line? When shes engaged in a investigation trying to track down serial killer does she sound like the witty, clever genius who’s one step ahead of the murderer? Fuck no. You just sent her like 5 texts and persuaded her to show you all sorts of incriminating pictures of her fingering herself at work. Just seems like any chick who fires off nudes like these aint Puerto Rico’s Finest material. Find me some big, butch prude bitch. I want my female cops to look like Miss Trunchbull from Matilda. The girls sexting can go be meter maids or strippers.