Charlotte McKinney Taking Shots At Kate Upton

Page Six – It’s five more days until the Super Bowl, but Charlotte McKinney has already scored — a movie role in “Joe Dirt 2,” that is. The top-heavy Wilhelmina model just returned from Louisiana, where she filmed her part in the David Spadecomedy that will air on Crackle, the streaming service owned by Sony Pictures. Sunday, McKinney will be seen nearly naked in a Carl’s Jr. ad cooing, “I love going all natural. It just makes me feel better. Nothing between me and my 100 percent, all natural, juicy grass-fed beef.” As for comparisons to Kate Upton, McKinney says, “I’m a curvier bombshell.” That kind of trash talk could lead to an epic battle of the bikinis.

Shots fired! Shots fired! If you’ve been reading Barstool for the past year plus, you know that Charlotte McKinney was basically already declared the New Upton. The skinnier, hotter blonde model. She’s Kate-Upton-Doing-The-Dougie hot. Blows Kate-Upton-Taking-Prom-Pictures-With-Verlander out of the water. Shes everything that Upton should be right now if she didnt let herself go. And now that shes in Carls Jr and coming to the forefront, everyone realizes shes the new blonde supersmoke with huge tits. And I guess even Charlotte McKinney knows it too. Ain’t afraid to tell it like it is. Calling yourself a bombshell and just poo-pooing the chick who’s been on 2 of the last 3 Sports Illustrated cover is so unbelievably cocky. But I guess the old saying is it aint cocky if its true. Nothing Charlotte McKinney said is wrong.

Would love to see Upton try to come back at McKinney here. But somethin tells me when the chips are down and you know deep down you look like a rectangle, there’s no way you can respond to this with any sort of confidence.