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PornHub Is Planting a Tree For Every 100 Videos Watched Under the "Big Dick" Category

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Time – In honor of Arbor Day, an adult site will plant a tree for every 100 videos watched Finally, someone has figured out an answer to that age-old question: How do I stream porn while also saving the Earth? PornHub announced today that for every 100 video streams viewed in one specific category on the site, they’ll plant a tree in celebration of Arbor Day. The site is keeping a running tally of how many trees will be planted, and as of Monday afternoon, more than 11,000 had already been logged. Well, people on the Internet do love the environment.

Do we have enough land on Earth for this? I’m worried we might plant too many trees. I guess it’s a good thing they didn’t use the amateur category, otherwise we might all be living in trees in 10 years, swinging from vines n shit. At least by choosing “big dicks” they are giving people a challenge to change up their normal viewing habits. No one said saving the Earth would be easy.

I just can’t wait to be able to tell my kids and grandkids about how I helped combat global warming and CO2 emissions by cranking it. It was my civic duty to them. Kids in high school and college, I suggest you keep track of how many trees you personally get planted and add it to your resume. They don’t have to know how you ended up planting 100 trees, but it’s a great resume bullet to have.
PS: I hope there’s no clause that you have to watch the entire video.