Sexy Christian Blogger Vows To Give Up Yoga Pants For Her Husband And God

Huff Po - Christian blogger Veronica Partridge has been getting a lot of attention for a blog post earlier this month in which she vows to no longer wear leggings in public because of her religious beliefs. The decision — which she writes weighed “heavy on her heart” for several months — was done to inspire fewer “lustful” thoughts in men. Apparently, a discussion about the skintight garment led Partridge’s husband to confess to her that “it’s hard not to look” when he goes somewhere filled with leggings-clad women. “I try not to, but it’s not easy,” he told her, according to her to blog. The revelation that guys might be checking out Partridge’s be-spandexed bum is what led the 25-year-old to quit leggings and yoga pants — a decision she writes weighed “heavy on her heart” for several months.  Not wanting people to gawk at you is a perfectly reasonable desire. However, Partridge’s decision sounds like it stems not from her own discomfort, but because she feels personally responsible for not inciting sinful thoughts in men: If it is difficult for my husband who loves, honors, and respects me to keep his eyes focused ahead, then how much more difficult could it be for a man that may not have the same self-control? Sure, if a man wants to look, they are going to look, but why entice them? Is it possible that the thin, form-fitting yoga pants or leggings could make a married (or single) man look at a woman in a way he should only look at his wife? After spending a couple of weeks sans leggings, she writes, her “conscience is clear” and she feels she’s “honoring God and my husband in the way I dress.”

I’m reading this article and I see her talking about honoring God and her husband and her conscience and all that other shit, and do you know what I’m hearing? I’m hearing that this chick is a little sex bomb and she absolutely knows it. If you’re a fat ugly chick you dont wake up in the morning worried about if your ass in a pair of yoga pants is disrespecting God. You worry about that shit if you’re a closet freak who knows that her ass probably looks perfect in a pair of Lululemons. I mean think about how cocky that is – you pull a pair of spandex pants over your ass and your first thought is “Holy shit God is gonna be PISSED about this one.” God is busy making Russell Wilson throw interceptions to make his wins more dramatic and you’re convinced that tush is such a boner inducing weapon that he’s gonna take a break from that to be offended. When you’re saying to yourself “I want to be faithful to my husband but my ass in these pants might get me fucked” thats when you know you’re cocky about that butt.

So while its a shame she might actually stop wearing those pants there’s no doubt in my mind she absolutely loves wearing them. There’s no doubt her husband loves her wearing them. I’m sure God loves it too. I bet you God would love to fuck a sexy chick in yoga pants. I dont even know why we need to impose Christian bans on spandex. Shake what the Virgin Mother gave ya.  All I do know is that this dude gets the FULL treatment behind closed doors from his wife because she is sexual napalm and she knows it.