Chinese Chef Tries To Jump Off The Top Of Electrical Tower Because Customer Said His Meal Was Too Salty

Daily Mail – A chef had to be talked down from an electricity pylon after threatening to commit suicide because a colleague complained that his meal was too salty.  The cook, named Gang, climbed up the high-voltage pylon in a fit of despair after claiming he was scolded for more than 20 minutes for making a bad dish in Zhengzhou, China. Firefighters inflated a huge crash mat under the pylon, while the restaurant called Gang’s wife to come to the scene.  She tried to call his mobile in an effort to persuade him down, but he threw his phone to the ground. It was only when the restaurant arranged for Gang’s colleague, Fang, to apologise for making the complaint that he finally agreed to come down.  Firefighters used a ladder to bring him down after more than two hours up the pylon. Gang said: ‘He (Fang) brought a table of friends and I kind-heartedly cooked them dishes. ‘But Fang scolded me for more than 20 minutes in public for making a dish too salty.’ 

I swear to God, China isnt real. A chef named “Gang” tries to kill himself because his colleague “Fang” said his cooking was too salty. Cant even make it up.

But I’ll tell you what this chef Gang is a real pussy. Real thin skinned bitch. So what, the dog you cooked for Fang was a little too salty. Big fucking deal. You gonna jump off an electrical tower because Fang’s dinner sucked? He made fun of you and now you’re just gonna kill yourself? Grow up, Gang. You know how often people tell me I suck at my job? Every day. Every fuckin day. I get a name wrong in a blog or I misread the article and everyone jumps all over me. You know how many times I get people tweeting at Portnoy saying he should fire me? Do you know how insanely fucked up that is? To just wish and hope and request that someone loses their job? The world is filled with these kind of pricks, Gang. Buncha peanut butter and jealous assholes trying to tear you down. And if you jump off an electrical tower like a pussy then you’ve let them win.

Get back in the kitchen and whip up some salty monkey meat and tell the haters like Fang to suck your little pixelated dick.