Introducing The New Must Have Item Of 2015 - The Vajankle

Metro - The vajankle – as its name suggests – is the unholy union of a vagina and an ankle… and it’s as disturbing as it sounds. Unless you have a serious foot fetish that is, in which case, we’d imagine, it’s serious good times. Sin boutique – the website selling them – explains: ‘These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!’ They go on: ‘The vajankle is in the left foot only. You can order the vajankle independently, or as a pair with the standard right foot.’

What a world. What a world we live in. You ever just stop for a moment and realize that you can obtain literally anything you want? Hop on fucking google and type whatever is in your brain and you can probably buy it. You wanna fuck a severed foot? You can fuck a severed foot by 2pm. Order that shit with Amazon Prime delivery and you’ll be balls deep in some ankle by lunchtime. Absolutely magnificent world we live in.

Just order right this moment because once Rex Ryan catches wind of it, this shit is out of stock.