If The Knicks Play In London, And Nobody Watches Or Cares, Did The Knicks Ever Really Play In London At All?

What a shitty fucking year its been for the Royal Family getting their NBA fix huh? William and Kate had to sit through a Nets game in Brooklyn and now poor Harry has to sit here and fake smile with Carmelo Anthony and the 5-35 New York Knicks. I mean this year might be the death of basketball in England.

I’m sure this all sounded great before the season started. Carmelo resigned, Phil rejuvenating the franchise. Send New York City to London to represent. WHOOPS they’re the most disgraceful team in basketball. I dont even know if Carmelo has decided to play or not. Dont really care. I dont think anybody cares. People in New York City cant even tolerate this team so I have absolutely no clue what the hell people from London are gonna do with a Knicks Bucks game.

PS – Seeing Carmelo with Prince Harry is perfect. Carmelo is like a member of the Royal Family when you think about it. Huge, super star reputation. Rich and famous and rubs elbows with all the other greats. Except he doesnt really do anything at all. Makes a ton of money and immense amounts of popularity despite never really doing anything.