The Wall Street Chick Who Quit Her Job To Become A Porn Star Supposedly Went To Fordham

Business Insider – Paige A. Jennings, who moonlights as “Veronica Vain,” quit her internship with Lazard Asset Management this month to pursue a career in the adult-film industry.  “I just left a job on Wall Street for a porn career because I can’t stop masturbating at work…” Jennings’ Twitter bio (@TheVeronicaVain) says [NSFW].  Jennings worked as a part-time intern in Lazard’s alternative-investments marketing group in New York. She was with Lazard from June 2, 2014 until Jan. 9, 2015, Business Insider has learned. On Twitter, Jennings said that she “quit [Wall Street] before it fired me.”  NewsCult first reported that Jennings had posted nude selfies from inside the bathroom of Lazard’s offices on her Twitter account. Those selfies were taken down from Jennings’ Twitter, but screenshots of them still exist on NewCult’s site [again, NSFW].  Jennings said that she didn’t expect her coworkers to find the photos since they weren’t actually attached to her real name. “I had already put in my two weeks’ notice and was sticking around to tie up some loose ends,” she said. “My boss’s boss called me over the phone with an HR lady. I had a pretty good reputation intellectually, and this executive was aware of that. However, he obviously couldn’t have me coming back to the office when likely just about everyone had seen me half naked online,”  Jennings also told BroBible that she hopes to make her debut in the adult-film industry on “The Sex Factor,” a reality porn-competition show. She said that she’s been called back for a final casting. She also said she’s been talking to agents in the industry.  She previously worked as a stripper, but didn’t see it as “a viable career path.” One day she said she might want to start an “adult-industry-centered venture-capital fund.” 

So apparently Paige Jennings AKA Veronica Vain started her illustrious career as Finance Chick Turned Porn Star at the hallowed grounds of Rose Hill at Fordham University in the Bronx. Got a couple tweets and emails about it. She says shes a Florida Gator but she either transferred or just took a couple classes once she got here to NYC because more than one person has emailed me saying they were in class with her. Also through my extensive research (Googling “Paige A. Jennings” I found a LinkedIn link that said “Education: Fordham University, Florida University” and thats all the proof I need.

This just is my Spirit Animal. I think we were meant to be. I mean look at all the similarities. Both went to Fordham University. Both got a job in finance that they sucked at and knew was never going to work out. Both leave the finance world for a career of questionable morality and stability. And now here both of us are, all over the internet embarrassing our families. I mean this chick is flat out, 100% the female version of KFC. Only difference is I dug my heels in and made my company fire me instead of quitting so that I could get severance and Cobra and all that other shit. Also the other difference is that I dont love cum all over my face and I’m not interested in getting fucked in the ass. Other than that I think we’re absolutely identical.

So I stand with Paige Jennings AKA Veronica Vain. I support her decision to flush a finance career down the toilet to fuck on camera. I originally was going to write a blog saying how if you’re a sexy chick in finance, and you obviously dont mind being a slut, there are probably better ways to make a lot more money by using your pussy to exploit your entire industry rather than going on some bootleg porn tv show Sex Factor. Like if I were this chick I would probably just fuck CEOs and stuff and be their secretary and what not. Use whatever shred of finance knowledge you have to your advantages, you still get to take all the dick you want/have your face covered in cum, and you’ll probably make a shit ton more money. But no. I’m not gonna do that. I’m not gonna tell her what she should have done or offer her my armchair psychology. Because thats what every asshole under the sun did to me when I said I was leaving for Barstool. Everyone says to me now “You should have stayed as an accountant!” “You wasted your degree!” “You could have such a great career by now!” (these are all things my mom says) But guess what? The truth is I’m doing a thousand percent better now as a smut blogger than I ever would have been as a middle of the road accountant. So while it seems a little more drastic that she’s gonna take dick for a living and get fucked by hundreds of dudes and shit, I got her back. Maybe she’ll be a hundred times the porn star than she was the investment marketer. Like she said she quit before they could fire her. If anything this chick is just perceptive as fuck. Knew exactly what she was (a whore) and exactly what she wasnt (a cube monkey) and she put herself in a position to succeed. Bravo, Paige Jennings AKA Veronica Vain. Kevin Clancy AKA KFC is your kindred spirit and respects your decision whole heartedly.

PS – Nice little list we’ve got going at Fordham now. Vince Lombardi, Denzel, Smush Parker, Tony Reali, me and this slut.