Johnny Weir's Husband Wants Him Back but Only If He Gives a Public Apology

TMZ –  Clear the mantle, the Faberge Eggs are coming home, because TMZ has learned Johnny Weir’s super-nasty divorce to Victor Voronov is off … but there are strings attached… Johnny blindsided Victor with divorce papers last month and things turned immediately ugly with each accusing the other of heinous conduct. Now multiple sources connected to the couple tell TMZ … over the weekend Victor and Johnny agreed to reconcile and Johnny plans to move back into the family homestead today. He was in L.A. shooting a show over the weekend. Now the strings … we’re told Victor wants Johnny to sign a document agreeing to publicly apologize for all the nasty things he said about Victor. Johnny must also agree in writing that he will no longer let his mother meddle in the marriage

Look, I’m as happy as the next guy Johnny and Victor are back together.  And I’m all for a marriage having it in writing that the mother-in-law needs to keep her buttinski nose the hell out of the couple’s business.  (Trust me.  This is the voice of experience talking.)  But I can’t sign on for this.  Johnny Weir doesn’t give apologies.  Johnny Weir gets apologies.  You don’t buy him out.  He buys you out.  He was making his bones when Victor Voronov was going out with cheerleaders.  The biggest lie ever told is that marriage is an equal partnership, because it never is.  There’s always a chief and an Indian.  At best it’s 51/49.  And when you’re married to a sports/broadcasting/fashion legend like Johnny Weir, it’s 99/1.  Instead of putting conditions on Johnny, Victor ought to be counting himself lucky.  He should shut his cakehole, put his worthless hurt feelings aside and give Johnny all the Faberge eggs, designer handbags, furs, dogs and blowjobs an icon like him deserves.  @JerryThornton1