Tara Reid Bowling In White Jeans And A Black Bra Is Nightmare Fuel
Never thought looking at someone bowling would be that much of a harrowing experience, but thats what Tara Reid does. She takes harmless scenarios and turns them into nightmares because she looks like Golum from Lord of the Rings. I mean dont get me wrong – still would. And any chick who shows up to the lanes in white jeans and just a black bra ready to throw rocks is cool with me. Bowling is fun as fuck. Whether you’re rolling a 260 or can barely crack 100, bowling is a guaranteed good time. So I’ll roll with just about anybody. I’m just saying after I bowl with Tara Reid, and after I have sex with Tara Reid, I’d probably have a nightmare about Tara Reid because she looks like the Crypt Keeper.
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Wait no definitely forget about that last one.