Bradley Cooper On The Cover Of W Magazine Will Creep You Out Big Time

If you were going for the Clockwork Orange, Vampire, The Penguin look, well, you nailed it.

I understand that actors are all artsie and shit. Some part of the drama student in him probably loved blasting his nips out in a pair of suspenders with powder white skin and jet black hair. And I know that sometimes these photographers get weird ideas in their head and you just end up rolling with it. Thats how Kobe ends up dressed like an Amish guy and Arod ends up kissing mirrors and what not. But at some point dont you think Bradley Cooper would just be like, um, nah, I’ll just take pictures looking like my normal self which tends to soak panties and make me the envy of all men. Instead of the Clockwork Orange motif how about I just look like a fucking stud on the cover of your magazine and promote my awesome movie about being a sniper? Save the Twilight-In-Khakis theme for some British pussy.

PS – B Coop rocking the reverse tan lines like some sort of bizarro Big Cat.