All Hell is Breaking Lose In Johnny Weir's Divorce. Estranged Husband Accuses Him of Cheating With a Gay Porn Star...Weir Accuses Him Of Abusing the Dog

Furs: Voronov claims that Weir has taken hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of clothes from him and has asked a judge for them back

 

TMZJohnny Weir’s estranged husband just filed legal docs, accusing the Olympian of repeatedly cheating on him and treating him like a lap dog. According to Victor Weir-Voronov’s legal docs — obtained by TMZ — Johnny allegedly committed multiple acts of adultery, including having sex with a Chicago club owner and sexting with a porn star. Victor says throughout the marriage Johnny was cruel to him … forbidding him from bringing Victor’s dog into the marriage for fear it would take his attention away from Johnny. Victor also claims prior to meeting Johnny he was living his life as a heterosexual man and was struggling with his identity, yet he says Johnny forced him to come out of the closet. Victor claims Johnny married him because he wanted to do a new reality show and felt a Georgetown-educated lawyer would be a compelling story line. Yet Victor says Johnny treated him like an errand boy … Victor is asking a judge to force Johnny to return some of the items the skater took from their apartment, including

 — Crocodile Celine bag

– 40 Balencia bags

– 20 furs (including a $125K sable)

– Green Hermes shoulder Birkin

– Orange Hermes 35cm Birkin

– 12 Chanel bags

 And Victor wants an order forcing Johnny to return Tema, their Japanese Chin dog. … A source connected with Weir tells TMZ the property Victor wants back was Johnny’s before the marriage  which the source says “couldn’t be more obvious from the fact that they are purses and women’s furs.” The source says Weir “categorically denies” the adultery allegations.

Like they say, in any gay divorce it’s always the Japanese Chin dogs that suffer.  Now I ain’t saying Victor’s a gold digger.  But let’s do the math here, shall we?  Who used whom exactly?  As a guy who never missed an episode of “Be Good Johnny Weir,” the reality show in question, I can categorically tell you the last thing that show needed was some sexually confused Georgetown lawyer to make it into great television.  It’s pretty obvious Victor targeted Johnny for his fame, his looks, his money and his furs, Green Hermes shoulder Birkin and Chanel bags.  I mean, is he really serious with this business about Johnny being threatened by a dog?  He’s THE premier commentator in all of sports right now.  He was a star before the Sochi games turned him into an A-list megastar.  He’s got the kind of fame Tema or any other Japanese Chin dog would die for.  As far as the adultery allegations, if Johnny’s spokesperson says there’s nothing to them, there’s nothing to them.  But even if there are, it comes with the territory.  You don’t marry someone with Johnny Weir’s kind of appeal and expect him to be a one man man.  So just accept your hand bags and your pets and your life of luxury and be glad you get him some of the time.  Which is more than any of us could ask for.

Now all we really need to know is who the porn star in question is.  Until we find out, I’m just going to go on dreaming it’s this guy:

Weir

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