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New Texas OC Says Calling Plays "Gets Him Off" #FootballGuy

One of these days I think we are going to need to induct our first class into the Football Guy hall of fame. Mike Yurcich may be a 1st ballot HOFer based off this quote alone. 

For somebody who doesn't understand football guys, this quote will make no sense. How could calling plays in a game you don't technically play in "get you off?" It's simple....this guy just loves football that much. He doesn't see his family for almost half the year. He sleeps at the facility. A play call working out gets him more horny than his wife. That's a football guy.