Marshawn Lynch Answers Nothing But "Yeah" In His Post Game Interview

Bofe teams played hard, man! I fucking LOVE these nerds who keep asking the same dumb ass boring vanilla questions. Waiting for Marshawn Lynch to say something other than “Yeah.” Like hey dickheads do you not understand whats going on here? First thing I’m doing if I’m a reporter and I realize this is going down is asking all sorts of shit from the other times this kinda stuff happened.

Hey Marshawn did both teams play hard?

Hey Marshawn, I wanna ask you a couple questions about practice. Not the game. Not the game. I’m talkin bout practice. Did you have a good week of practice leading up to this?

Hey Marshawn, were they who you thought they were? And if so, do you want to crown their ass?

Marshawn I have a quick yes or no question for you, do you play to win the game?

Marshawn, are you a man? Are you 40?

Instead these dorks just sit there asking the same questions they have scribbled down like they’re actually going to get solid material for their column. At least that one chick smartened up and asked about Lil Boosie. Marshawn perked right up at that question.

PS – If I’m a rap producer the first thing I’m doing is taking a sample of that “Yeah” and putting it all over my beat. Like DJ Mustard and those “Hey’s”