On A Scale Of One To Vagina, How Much Of A Coward Was Robert Bortuzzo Trying To Head Butt Matt Martin Last Night?

Well would you look at that. More bush league shit from the Pittsburgh Penguins. I mean listen I know Matt Martin mashes faces for a living. I know he sniped you earlier in the first period:

 

But if you’re gonna fight, fight. Dont square up in your visor and then throw out some half ass head butt attempt. I guess thats to be expected from the Penguins at this point.

Round 2 tonight at The Barn. Place is gonna be so loud it might collapse. The old Coliseum wont even make it through this season’s farewell tour because the Islander faithful might bring it to the ground after we sweep this home and home. We’ll be tied for first and then there’s no looking back. About to have liftoff on my Bandwagon and take this shit next level.