Winnie The Pooh Banned From Polish Playground For Being A Half Naked Hermaphrodite

News.au – WINNIE the Pooh has been banned from a local playground in Poland after outraged councillors declared his state of undress and “dubious sexuality” inappropriate for children. During a local council meeting in the small town of Tuszyn, the beloved bear’s attire and lack of genitalia were hotly debated by several councillors, who insisted Winnie the Pooh was an inappropriate role model for young children because he was a hermaphrodite. A leaked tape of the council meeting showed one councillor, a woman, saying: “Anyone who knows Winnie the Pooh knows he has no sex [genitalia]”. The counsellor was adamant that her peers should also be educated about the origins of poor hermaphrodite Pooh and his creator, AA Milne. “Ladies and gentleman, I would like to tell you a little about the author,” she declared. “When the author turned 60, he cut off his [Pooh’s] testicles with a rusty razor blade because of his own identity issues.” Councillor Ryszard Cichy compared Winnie the Pooh to a much-loved Polish bear, Misio Uszatek, who he said was a better choice as representative of the playground because he was fully dressed.  “Looking at both of these bears [Misio Uszatek and Winnie the Pooh] one is completely dressed while the other is only dressed from the top up,” Mr Ciszy said during the meeting. “It is half-naked, which means it is completely inappropriate for children”.  Another man compared Pooh’s “low intellect” to that of the councillors, saying: “Winnie the Pooh was a bear with low intellect, and unfortunately, this is also evident in those who are concerned with this topic”. “I’ve even written a poem that represents this discussion — ‘Winnie the Pooh is an alcoholic and a liar. He walks with no underwear and has cut off his testicles’.

Hey Pooh do you have a dick or a pussy? Do you even know? You low intellect idiot. Maybe you should put some goddam pants on and this wouldnt be an issue. I mean what kind of misfit walks around with just a shirt on? Even Donald Duck has the courtesy to put a hat on. You just strut around with your dickless, pussyless crotch out with a smedium t shirt on. Just showcasing that fat yellow ass all over the Hundred Acre Wood hoping Christopher Robin finally fucks you. Shitfaced off a pot of hunny with confused genitalia like some brainless pervert. Have some respect for yourself and the people around you, Pooh. At least Teddy Ruxpin has the courtesy to put his big swinging dick into a pair of shorts.

PS – If there’s anyone from the Hundred Acre Wood thats a hermaphrodite, its Rabbit. My mind was BLOWN when I found out Rabbit was a chick. I found out like last year. My whole life I thought Rabbit was a crotchety old man. Turns out shes just some C-word hare. And I dont even know what that little faggot Piglet is. Come to think of it, I’m not sure who has a dick and who has a pussy in the entire cast.

UPDATE: Rabbit is a dude. See I’m so twisted and backwards with the sexes of Winnie The Pooh I cant even keep my blogs straight