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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolBigCat">@BarstoolBigCat</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool">@KFCBarstool</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente">@stoolpresidente</a> thoughts on Macaulay Culkin? <a href="http://t.co/uXtOOHm1JW">pic.twitter.com/uXtOOHm1JW</a></p><p>— Jeff Alfonso (@Jeffalfonso) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jeffalfonso/status/534884078173294592">November 19, 2014</a></p></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script><p><script type="text/javascript" src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" async></script><a href="http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/11/Screen-Shot-2014-11-19-at-10.16.06-AM.png"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-185149" alt="Screen Shot 2014-11-19 at 10.16.06 AM" src="http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/11/Screen-Shot-2014-11-19-at-10.16.06-AM-387x640.png" width="387" height="640" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager"></a></p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool">@KFCBarstool</a> ive slept with worse looking women, and they didnt star in home alone</p><p>— The Dirty Beantown (@Dirty_Beantown) <a href="https://twitter.com/Dirty_Beantown/status/534892401647943680">November 19, 2014</a></p></blockquote><script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script><p> </p><p>Not since the dudes of Hanson have I seen such a beautiful man. Against all <a title="odds" class="aalmanual" target="_blank" href="http://www.barstoolsports.com/odds/nfl/">odds</a> too. Macaulay Culkin has been through it all man. Pretty sure he had sex with Michael Jackson. He had Mila Kunis for like 17 years and then let her slip right through his fingers. A failed movie career that peaked when he was 8. Thats a recipe for disaster. He should be dead in the gutter. Instead he’s just got incredible flow, piercing blue eyes and a devilish smile.</p><p>I’m not sure if Dirty Beantown is joking or not but I think I’ve had sex with uglier girls for sure. If Macaulay shaved the beard he’d fall like right in the middle of the spectrum of chicks I’ve fucked.</p>

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