Daily Mail - A Saudi groom has divorced his bride on their wedding night after seeing her face for the first time when the photographer asked them to pose for pictures. The couple, from the Western Saudi town of Medinah, had agreed to marry each other despite having not met face to face – a popular custom in certain Middle Eastern countries. But when the bride removed her veil and smiled for the camera, her new husband leapt to his feet in disgust. ‘You are not the girl I want to marry,’ he declared. ‘You are not the one I had imagined. I am sorry, but I divorce you.’ According to local daily Okaz, the bride immediately collapsed in a fit of tears as panicked wedding guests stepped in to try to resolve the dispute. But their efforts were to no avail. ‘The groom said he had not been able to see his bride’s face before marriage,’ Okaz reported. ‘When he divorced her, the bride collapsed and the wedding turned into a night of tears.’ News of the jilting was met with anger on social media. Afra wrote on one social media network: ‘He caused her great pain through his irresponsible attitude, and he deserves to suffer. ‘He should appreciate that beauty is in the character, not the face. ‘Unfortunately, many young people today are interested only in looks and ignore values and morals. ‘May God give her a better husband who will appreciate her for who and what she is.’ Abu Nass added: ‘He is not man enough to assume his responsibilities. He is totally, completely insensitive. ‘Nobody has forced him to marry her. He should have insisted on seeing her before the wedding and the engagement, and not wait until the wedding night. ‘May he always be a loser and may he be deprived of getting married at all. He is not a man and he lacks basic feelings.’
Im reminded of the old phrase from Big Tom Callahan – I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull’s ass, but I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it. Sage advice when you’re dealing with steaks or brake pads, but when you’re getting married, you gotta basically stick your head up your wife’s ass. First of all, if she lets you stick anything up her ass, you know she’s a keeper. But secondly, you gotta know exactly what you’re getting yourself into. You gotta know what its like to live with her, sleep with her, eat with her, party with her, fight with her, fuck with her. You gotta know what its like to live with her family and friends. And you certainly gotta know if shes fucking ugly or not. Thats like Day 1, first millisecond stuff. You look at her face and decide if she’s ugly or not. You may even keep going even if she is in fact ugly. Ugly girls try harder and maybe she makes up for it in other ways. But you certainly gotta know that before saying I Do. Marrying someone sight unseen is probably the most reckless thing you can do as man.
And as a chick, too. You’re gonna marry some Saudi Arabian sheik or some shit without knowing if you’re hot enough for him? You’re just begging to get instantly divorced. These are the type of guys that buy and sell white virgins like they’re baseball cards, they aint gonna be married to ugly chicks. And you gotta have some inkling if you’re ugly, right? Its like this gross chick just crossed her fingers and was like “I hope he doesnt divorce me, I hope he doesnt divorce me, I hope he doesnt divorce me” as he lifts up the veil. Thats way too risky, you ugly bitch.
Bottom line is everyone involved needs to know just how ugly their husband or wife is going to be before tying the knot.