"Bad Santa" Robs Post Office In Australia

First of all, all I want for Christmas is this news anchor and the reporter on the scene:

Is that too much to ask for, Santa? I just wanna have a threesome with these two Australian chicks. That would undoubtedly be the worst Christmas imaginable for them but whatever I’ve been Nice this year. Its the only thing on my Wishlist.

As for Old Saint Nick here, I dont even understand how he robbed this place. No gun or anything. No robbery note. He just kinda walks up and stuffs his stocking with the money. Do you even get a lot of money if you rob a post office? Who robs a post office? Alright whatever lets just get to the Bad Santa clips because thats 100% the reason I blogged about this dumb ass story in the first place:

One of the funniest movies of all time. Not just Christmas movies, all movies. Thurman Murman should have won an Oscar for his performance. I dont even think Billy Bob Thornton was acting, I think he just actually is a shitfaced asshole in real life. And that chick from Gilmore Girls is sneaky sexy in it. Real kinky minx with a thing for drunk Santas. “Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa! Fuck me Santa!” Really is a feel good flick to get you in the holiday mood.