More Subway Drama Between A Guy And A Girl On A Packed Train

Big time matchup here. In the one corner we have some sort of Jamaican female Witch Doctor. In the opposite corner we’ve got Thug Life. The type of guy who yells “Word to my muvva” out loud when that really doesnt make any sort of sense. On the one hand, its kinda romantic hes defending his pregnant woman. Some Jamaican woman plucked right from the screen of the movie Belly is bumping the mother of your unborn child and putting her hand in her face and he stepped up to defend her. Chivalry, folks.

On the other hand we are talking about a subway thats packed ass to dick. You can’t blame someone for putting their hand in your girlfriend’s face if your girlfriend put her face right next to the pole. The solution here is probably just to pony up and pay for a cab for you and your pregnant girlfriend.

But the real losers here are the rest of the train. Packed to the gills, just trying to stay still and be quiet until they reach their stop and they gotta deal with Fat Joe vs. Queen Bumbaclot. And they dont even get to witness a Slap Heard Round The World like earlier this week. Its moments like that you just hope that train explodes. Take everyone down with it.