43 Reasons To Drink A Zillion Beers
- Golf course
- Relationship status changes back to single
- Bowling alley
- House party
- Graduation party (adults)
- Happy Hour
- Lake House with the boys
- Frat House pregame
- Dollar bottles
- Flight cancelled
- Anything related to Vegas
- 16-inch softball
- Wrigley bleachers
- Comiskey parking lot
- Soldier’s south lot
- St. Patrick’s Day
- College football Saturdays
- Hotel bar on a work trip
- Baptism
- Any garage on the Southside of Chicago
- Block party
- Destination weddings
- Forest preserve (teenagers only)
- Poolside
- “I just cut the grass”
- Racetrack
- You moved apartments
- Extra innings (rally beers)
- Buddy visiting from ouit of town
- Charity event open bar
- Metra train home from work
- You’re outside and it’s nice
- Niece/Nephew 1st Holy Communion
- “Turns out She’s not pregnant”
- Saturday afternoon Shower
- Building a cup snake with Rob Manfred
- Co-Ed Intramural Championship party at the bar that sponsors your team
- Setting an auto-reply to your work email
- Quitting your job
- Closed a big sale (business)
- Prom
- Summer (generally)
- All inclusive resort
This is a fluid list. Please add to it as you see fit.
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- Bonfire Lake House
- Ski Lift Beers
- Hot Tub Tailgate
- 1st Beer at work event
- Beer garden beer
- The bar has frosted mugs
- 1st Beer after traveling to a college campus