I’m at the point in my life where everyone is buying houses and apartments and every other weekend I got a buddy who can’t come out and enjoy a college football Saturday or a Sunday slate of NFL games because they’re at home fixing up their place. And the only thing worse than being old and dealing with issues like that is painting. Its the absolute worst process in the whole world. Its expensive, time consuming, you make a goddam MESS, you gotta do like a zillion layers, and because you dont know what you’re doing it ends up looking awful.
So why not let Paint Zen take care of all that for you? Whether you’re looking to redo your man cave or your home office, whether you’re a poor bastard thats gotta paint a new nursery pink for your daughter on the way, whether you just sunk all your money into a fixer upper and need to repaint the bedroom, Paint Zen has got you covered. All you gotta do is enter your email address here. They’ll select one winner for the Barstool Room Revamp. You pick the room and the paint, and the next day a paint crew will be there to revamp your spot in just hours. Even if you’re not selected, you still get a $50 coupon by signing up and using the coupon code BARSTOOL50. So if you’re a bro who just signed the lease on your first apartment and need to spruce up that bedroom so you can actually get laid, or if you’re an older Stoolie who needs to repaint the bedroom to keep your wife happy, the Barstool Room Revamp is right up your alley.
Especially considering all you have to do is take 4 seconds and type in your email address.