Sneak Peek At Anaconda Guy's "Snake Proof Suit"

Well there’s your answer about the “Snake proof suit.” I figured it was gonna be something like Marty McFly in Back To The Future dressed as a space man

And its not far off. Kinda looks like Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat. This still doesnt answer how it stops the snake from wrapping him up and crushing him. I dont care what kind of armor you’re wearing, fucking anacondas can crush cars and shit like that. And also what kinda snake would eat you when you’re in that suit? Like hmmm should I go eat a delicious wild boar or this human in a giant suit made of rubber and metal and shit? I guess if you just pester an anaconda enough he’ll just be like “alright fuck you dude, I’m eating you” but it doesnt seem like a meal that snakes would be excited to eat. I know there’s just no way Discovery Channel delivers on this special. I know its all gonna be fugazi and we’re not gonna get to watch a snake straight up eat a human. But I cant help myself. I’m seeing this one through. Gonna follow it right to the end. Kinda hurts that its pre-recorded so we already know he doesnt die. Thats half the fun – rooting for him to die. But I still wanna see how it plays out.