Carmelo Anthony With The Single Most Absurd Post Game Look Of All Time

Speechless. Absolutely speechless. Year after year, night after night, NBA players seemingly try to one up each other with their post game fashion. Its like they’re all trying to purposely dress like the bigger asshole. Fake glasses. Weird suits. Ridiculous coats. The works.

But this…this takes the cake. This is the single dumbest look I’ve ever seen in my life. I legitimately thought it was photoshopped when I first saw a screenshot. Its pretty incredible when you shoot 5/20 from the floor and you find a way to get even uglier in the post game. I mean I don’t even know how he even bounces back from this. He’ll probably never, ever live this down. Like next game he could go off for 62 again and I still think people will just be talking about this fucking hat.

I cant decide what he looks like. The Monopoly Man?

Barber shop quartet hat?

Uncle Sam?

I have no words folks. No words. Not for this team, not for their fashion sense, not for any of it. Things are ugly right now for the Knickerbockers.