Season 3 GTA Tournament of Champions Finals - #8 Alex Morgan vs. #2 Diana Dahlgren

8 Seed Alex Morgan

VS.

2 seed: Dianna Dahlgren

Alex Morgan continues her improbable, inexplicable Cinderella Run. The chick with no ass has somehow dethroned a couple of the best asses we saw all YEAR. She’s George Mason and VCU rolled into one and she’s just one 10 Star Vote away from somehow joining the ranks of Anastasia Ashley and Kimberley Garner. She’s already in Leanna Bartlett territory. Its crazy, folks. Straight up GTA Pandemonium.

But Diana Dahlgren stands in her way. The chick with the plumpiest butt of all and a white jeans GIF that combats Morgan’s ass shaking GIFs. To be perfectly honest, I think Stoolies are just kinda fucking around with the Alex Morgan voting. Just voting for the 8 seed for the fuck of it. But even if you’re just dicking around, I dont think you can, in good conscience, vote against Diana Dahlgren. I mean if smaller athletic asses are your thing, by all means vote your heart out. But I dont think even Stoolies voting ironically can defeat Dahlgren.

Lets find out, and determine this season’s GTA Champion:

Vote 1 for 8 seed Alex Morgan Vote 10 for 2 seed Diana Dahlgren.

(1,974 votes, average: 6.36 out of 10)

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