Things I Missed Last Night When I Had No Internet: Johnny Weir Putting A Final Dagger In Putin And Umass Putting A Dagger In VCU

Oohh…Kill em Johnny!   Sure the US men’s hockey team may have gotten their dicks kicked in by Canada and have gone like 30 straight periods without a goal now, but Johnny Weir regained some American pride last night with this tuxedo, clown bowtie, leggings number.  Straight fire.  Johnny Be Good?  NO!  Johnny Be BAD!

UMASS Humiliates VCU

And how could I not give a quick shoutout to UMass for a HUGE home win last night versus VCU in the biggest game at Umass since well the Marcus Camby era in Amherst.  I can’t wait to see the Minutemen in the tournament.  I haven’t decided whether I’m going to go on the road and follow them through out the NCAA tournament.  I think I am.   I know the Stool hasn’t been to UMass since 2010.  I know the cops told me that if I step on campus again they’re gonna arrest me.  I don’t give a fuck.  Umass is where Barstool was basically born.   They haven’t been in the tournament since I started this company.  I think we need to road trip with them.  That’s it.  I just decided.  I’m gonna be a UMass Superfan for the tournament.   Who’s coming with me?

Memo to Tyler Bergantino I”m gonna need one of those White Boy Quiver shirts.