Taiwan Has a Sex-Themed Restaurant And It's Pretty Much What You'd Expect (NSFW Imagery)

 
Mag – Welcome to Funny Sex — a sex-themed restaurant in Kaohsiung, Taiwan. Soap dispensaries in the shape of succulent breasts hang on the restroom walls and statues in various sex positions sit sporadically through the restaurant. Take photos with a large wooden penis, while sporting aprons with nude screen-printed bodies as memorabilia. The sex paraphernalia isn’t exclusive to the decor. Soup is served in boob-shaped bowls, while other meals are plated in the shape of a penis. Fondle with the sex dolls through the main course, and make use of the leather handcuffs with your respective companion. Even enjoy ice cream cajones for dessert. That is, if your date gets that far.
 

Let me just note I have no idea what the fuck is up with this video for the restaurant, but I’m not sure why I expected anything else. I’d recommend listening to it on mute.
 

 
 
This is 100% where you take your Tinder girl on a first date. Absolutely breaks any and all ice between the two of you. Because you’re there only because you want to knock uglies later, and this will let you know if she’s right there with you. No awkwardness at all later. You drink and order and see where she goes. If she has any hesitations, you get up and leave right there. If she orders the vanilla ice cream, I know I’m in for a treat later. If she orders the boob shaped chicken wings and doesn’t use the leather handcuffs that comes with them, you get up and leave before the sex dolls come with the main course.