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Two Words For Every Chick Who Has Ever Dreamed Of Seducing Me: Pizza Perfume

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Demeterfragrance – Pizza is a departure even for Demeter, stretching the boundary of the concept of wearable fragrance. But we had to try – tomato sauce, creamy mozzarella, a touch of oregano – perfectly balanced for the adventurous.  The history of Pizza, both the word and the food, is a murky and uncertain one. What is clear is Pizza, in one form or another, by one name or another, has been around for thousands of years, and will probably be around for thousands more.  And now, Demeter has memorialized that fabulous scent, as well.

 

Welp the First Lady better stock up on this shit because if she doesn’t somebody else will. Listen I know me. I know how I am. If some little piece of ass starts shaking her shit in front of me while wearing pizza perfume I’m cooked. (no pun intended but intended) I’ll lose all self control. Seriously imagine if this fell into KO Barstool’s hands? Rape culture city. Like what happened to Pres? Oh he raped an ugly feminist because she was wearing Pizza perfume. Don’t laugh. It could happen.