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White Castle Is The Cleanest Fast Food in NYC

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NY Post – White Castle might be better known more for its sliders’ taste than for its kitchens’ cleanliness — but the fast-food chain is actually the most sanitary in New York. A new report has revealed that a surprisingly well scrubbed interior lurks behind the burger joint’s familiar crenulated facades, and that has led to the fewest average health-code violation points of any of its fast-food peers. White Castles in the city have been averaging just 10 health code points per location, according to the blog I Quant NY. That’s well ahead of the worst chain on the list, IHOP, which averages 21.6 points — and it’s light years ahead of New York’s fanciest restaurant, Per Se, which earlier this year racked up 42 points to go along with its three Michelin stars. “They’re clean! I just heard — that’s why I’m headed in now,” Ken Brennan said Wednesday at a Harlem White Castle. Some were surprised IHOP fared so poorly. “Wow, IHOP? You would expect them to do a little better, being a national chain,” said Harlem resident Miguel Gutierrez A New York City eatery with less than 13 points merits an A grade, while anything over 28 is a C. Taco Bell and Starbucks also made the top three for best inspection records — with an A average of 11.8 violation points each. On the flipside, New Yorkers might want to grab a slice at local pizzerias instead of Domino’s and Papa John’s, which ranked as the dirtiest chains after IHOP. They each received about 18 violation points on average. Taco Bell won the Mexican standoff over Chipotle, as it tallied only 11 violation points on average compared to its more upscale rival’s 16.9.

I’m assuming this doesnt take into account the mess you make in your toilet afterwards? Because if we include that White Castle is the most unsanitary food of all time. Yea perhaps the White Castle employees have plenty of time to scrub up the joint when they’re locked behind bullet proof glass up in the hood. I’m sure the place is spic and span. But if you factor in the toilet bomb you drop at home afterwards they deserve like 75 health code points. You bathroom turns into like an Ebola Hot Zone after a White Castle shit.

Love this upset though. All these bougie NYC pricks looking down on Belly Bombs from White Castle like they’re too good for it, meanwhile they’re paying like $1000 to eat fruit flies and rat shit at Per Se. Nice job assholes! I’ll be at Taco Bell eating a scrumptious, clean cheesy gordita crunch. I’ll have a completely spotless, sanitary sack of 10 from White Castle. I’ll be just as satisfied as you, with $1000 in my pocket and no parasites in my body from dirty food. My asshole wont be too please afterwards but the rest of me will be perfectly happy.