Breaking News: Not Only Is Grady Sizemore Alive But He Just Signed With the Red Sox

ESPN - Grady Sizemore, a three-time All-Star whose career began to unravel in 2009 due to a seemingly endless string of injuries, has signed a one-year deal with the Boston Red Sox, the team announced Wednesday. Sizemore will earn a base salary of $750,000, but has a chance to make a total of $6 million if he reaches specified performance bonuses.”

Grady Sizemore?  Well there is a name I wasn’t expecting to hear today.   Guy hasn’t played in like infinity years, but he was a monster when he did.    Vintage One Eyed Bandit here covering all the angles.  He loses one heart throb in Jacoby Ellsbury and brings in a new one with Sizemore.   Keeps the Pinkhats happy.

PS – No word on where his ex girlfriend Brittany Binger is at….(At least I think ex girlfriend)