Here's What People Who Don't Drink Do On A Friday Night...

1. Netflix Binge

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Nothing screams, “I’m getting healthy!” like laying on the couch and watching 9+ straight hours of television.

 

2. Twitter Chat with 8 year old boxers

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(Kmarko blogged about him looking like a pussy like 3 years ago, I guess, and I almost got my ass kicked over it)

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Should a kid that age be up that late at night? Should he be Twitter chatting with adults? Should adults be Twitter chatting with him? The answer to all of these questions is a resounding “ABSOLUTELY NOT!” But, when you’re in a high stakes weight loss challenge, normal rules are thrown out the window. You look for any edge you can get. If some boxing kid’s dad might train you, that’s not an opportunity you pass up. There’s no morality cause in this challenge.

 

3. Have Cap’n Crunch mock their diet

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“Hey I hear that Feitelberg guy is dieting, let’s release the best cereal in history and rub it in his fat face” – The Cap’n

 

4. Masturbate

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Guess who burned between 300 and 900 calories last night? #fitlife