Miltons Pimp My Look

I gotta say to start off, I love this kid to death. He is one of my roommates but god sometimes I just ask why he does certain things. I met him one of the first days of orientation and right then I knew there was something off about this kid but I liked him. This is a kid who has absolutely no game and his motto is “never talk to girls sober.” His hobbies include being a lumberjack and living out in the woods for weeks at a time and drinking heavily. His wardrobe includes about three flannels and a sharknado shirt. Rarely will you see him not wearing some sort of vintage 1990s hat or just straight up looking homeless.This is a kid who’s preferred weekend drink is $11 Canadian Limited Whiskey or Seagrums Vodka. Seeing him on weekends is an absolute riot whether he’s yelling at a Campus Safety Office or trying to pick up some chick while shitfaced. That is of course if we don’t lose him at some point during the night.