The Latest SLAM Cover Is Pure Sex

I’ve had to do some family shit basically since like 5am this morning but I couldn’t let this go unnoticed. Listen I don’t need to read a single word of this cover story to know it’s probably the best erotic writing this century. That picture is all I needed to see. Hate the jerseys if you want but I think it plays. The best part is the timing of this shoot. Kemba was basically on his death bed 

And Marcus Smart essentially didn’t have working eyeballs. Kudos to whoever had to do the retouching work because they nailed it.

The headline is perfect too and take it from someone who knows a good headline when he sees it. Couldn’t me more true. In The Celtics We Trust is basically my life’s mantra even though it’s only come through for me 1 time in 32 years. If I wasn’t such a pussy I would get that shit tattooed across my chest.

Doesn’t hurt that I saw this while the Celts are playing much better. Pretty sure there isn’t a SLAM curse like the SI curse so basically what I’m saying is cue the fucking duckboats.