Bouncy Castle Made Up Entirely Of Boobs Will Make You Wonder Why You Didn't Think Of It First

Mirror- This bouncy castle definitely isn’t one to roll out for the kids this summer – it’s made entirely of giant plastic boobs. The world first is the brainchild of London-based quirky conceptual artists Sam Bompas and Harry Parr. They joined forces with Professor Vanessa Toulmin of the UK’s National Fairground Archive to create the R-rated piece for New York’s Museum of Sex. The duo designed the ‘adults-only’ bouncy castle for their new exhibition entitled FUNLAND: Pleasures & Perils of the Erotic Fairground.

A series of questions to start.  Do you like boobs?  Do you like bouncy castles?  Do you like fun?  Would you like it if all three of those things were combined into one awesome thing?  Of course you would because you’re more than likely a red blooded American male.  And those three things are probably on your Top 3 favorite things in the world.  Boobs really are amazing.  They’re like hot sauce or bacon or alcohol in that they make everything better regardless of how awesome something might already be.  Think about.  Bouncy castles are fucking awesome, even as an adult.  Where else do you get to bounce on an inflated structure free from the judgement of the rest of the world?  Nowhere, that’s where.  I’m just mad that I didn’t think of this idea first because there’s no way it can fail.  Colleges should be teaching a class where all students do is figure out how to improve products by adding boobs somehow.  It’s a can’t miss idea because there’s now law of diminishing returns* when it comes to boobs.  Bouncy castle with boobs is Exhibit A.  A genius idea if there ever was one.

*No idea if I used that correctly.  Sounded good though.